Note to car dealerships:
- Please don't pee on my leg and tell me it's rain.
- It's almost 2008, I know what your real dealer invoice is.
- I know what your manufacturer is giving you, and offering me.
- In other words, if you want the deal, I need to trust you.
- You can make a quick deal if you deal in the truth ...
- ... rather than some inflated version of it.
To everyone else:
- Hello world!
- Yes, it's true, when living in Maryland ...
- I went as far north at Pittsburgh to make a deal I though was honest.
- That was 1995, and I'm willing to do it again.